omnisam:

omnisam:

omnisam:

THERE ARE SO MANY SPIDERS IN MY HOUSE SOMEONE HELP

I GOT CALEB TO TAKE A HUGE SCARY ONE OUTSIDE AND WHILE HE WAS DOING IT I ALMOST WALKED INTO THE WEB OF A BIGGER AND SCARIER ON THE BALCONY IM NOT GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT

OH MY GOD CALEB WENT TO GET A CUTTING BOARD TO TRAP THE SECOND SPIDER AND THERE ARE TWO BLACK WIDOWS BEHIND THE CUTTING BOARDS WHAT US HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

IF YOU HEAR NEWS OF A HOUSE FIRE IN SAN DIEGO IT WAS ME I BURNT IT ALL TO THE GROUND

I killed 8 of them EIGHT KILLER SPIDERS THE SIZE OF QUARTERS OUR HOUSE IS NOW A MASSACRE SITE PLEASE DONT HAUNT ME SPIDER SPIRITS

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit